Where and when did you have your best ever snog?
Near the river in Hammersmith when I was 17. I was drunk and we were on the bank, and I stepped back into the water and got wet. I smelt like rat piss, but it was a phenomenal snog.


What's your favourite karaoke song?
ABBA's Fernando, in the stlye of Katherine Jenkins, after a couple of Guinnesses. I can empty a room in minutes!

Have you ever punched someone?
Yes, and I broke their nose. My friends used to come to my house and chase my rabbit round the garden. This one kid kicked my rabbit, so I broke his nose. He had it coming - you don't kick a rabbit. The rabbit was named Pussy, so we called the game 'Chasing Pussy'.