WHEN YOUR BEST FRIENDS CALL YOU, YOU'RE ALL LIKE

 

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Popmate.

• Name: Mika.
• Nickname: Moose.
• Hometown: London?
• Sign: Leo! But also pig in China. I think.
• Turn-ons: Doughnuts. Short people.
• Turn-offs: Tall people.
• Vices: Beer.
• Hobbies: Baking bread.. I LOOOVE a good pumpernickel.
• Dream date: A date where you don't have to have sex with the person at the end of the night to know that you want to see them again.
• Make-Out song: I dunno. Music and sexual contact of any kind is not a good thing. I just start thinking 'How did they get the chord? How did it go? Is that a drum?'.
• Ice-cream: Coffee! 

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Chaos is following me.

victim of Fashion

I should begin my post with 'Dear diary', because this post is about all the things that happened to me. It's really like a journal or whatever... On my way to home, I tried to get the pieces together with a little bit less succes, but now I'll tell the whole story. If I can...
First, I need to tell you I'm not a self-confident girl. Yes, I'm young and I should be classy and bohem, I should enjoy my life, because I have nothing to fear. But if you'd take a look, and try to dig deeper in my personality, you'd probably understand what the matter is - in my opinion - with myself. I'm writing this topic, because I need to shout and let the world know I'm not happy with my life. You know, media always whispers you that you're not a human being without beauty, ideal weight and height, perfect smile and shiny hair. If you want to live and not to be chosen by Darwin's Theory, then you have to be up-to-date in the brand new fashion things. Despite this fact you choose to erase this thing from your life and pretend to be deaf instead, then you're dead.
You're just on of the victims of the media. I don't want to be one of them... But I am. Today this happened again. Now, it's official. The monster always wins, it will eat you up, for sure.

DEAR GIRLS OF MY AGE,

WHEN A GUY FALLS FOR YOU

EXPECTATIONS

REALITY

WHEN CELEBRITIES BECOME A COUPLE

HER FANS - AWWWWWW, I'M SO HAPPY FOR HER, THEY'RE PERFECT!!!!

HIS FANS - I WILL CUT DIS BITCH

AS A KID YOUR REACTION WHEN YOUR PARENTS PULLED UP AT McDONALD'S

DID SOMEONE SAY MILK?!

THAT'S ENOUGH, I'M A BUSY MAN

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SOMEONE YELLS 'THE TEACHER IS ABSENT TODAY' 
YOUR CLASSMATES:

 

YOU

THEN SUDDENLY, THE TEACHER WALKS IN AND YOUR'RE LIKE 'I THOUGHT'

THEN THE TEACHER SHOUTS 'GO BACK TO YOUR PROPER SIT NOW', AND YOU'RE LIKE

THEN THE TEACHER SHOUTS AGAIN 'CLOSE THE DOOR', AND YOUR CLASSMATE'S LIKE

THEN THE TEACHER YELLS 'TURN YOUR BOOK ON PAGE...' AND YOU'RE LIKE

THEN THE CLASS' LIKE

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such a tumble-down cottage! did he move to Miami?? :(

 

Seems that I have been held, in some dreaming state, a tourist in the waking world, never quite awake. 

No kiss, no gentle word could wake me from this slumber until I realise that it was you who held me under.
Felt it in my fists, in my feet, in the hollows of my eyelids, shaking through my skull, through my spine and down through my ribs. No more dreaming of the dead as if death itself was undone, no more calling like a crow for a boy, for a body in the garden. No more dreaming like a girl so in love, so in love, no more dreaming like a girl so in love, so in love, no more dreaming like a girl so in love with the wrong world. 

And I could hear the thunder and see the lightning crack, all around the world was waking, I never could go back Cos all the walls of dreaming, they were torn wide open and finally it seemed that the spell was broken.
And all my bones began to shake, my eyes flew open, and all my bones began to shake, my eyes flew open.
Snow White's stitching up the circuitboards, silence slipping through the hidden door, Snow White's stitching up your circuitboard...