nighty night, cutie pies

"LOL DAN’S LIKE “OH SHIT I’M TOO SHORT FOR THIS”

Reblog & bold which one you prefer:

Pepsi or Coke
Burger King or McDonalds
Cats or Dogs
Indoors or Outdoors
Summer or Winter
Spring or Fall
Morning or Night
Tea or Coffee
TV or Movies
Fruits or Vegetables
Blondes or Brunettes
Chocolate or Vanilla
Fact or Fiction
Prince William or Prince Harry
Daniel Radcliffe or Rupert Grint 
Harry Potter or Twlight
Silver or Gold
Fun or Serious
Jeans or Shorts
Crowds or Solo
Family or Friends 
Relationship or Single

Screw Pottermore, I’m joining Voldemore. They’ll let me in.

If your age is on the clock, you're too young for cock.

YOU ADD THE RED
HAHA. This is actually pretty awesome. And damn hilarious.

Dita Von Teese

Mum; Blow it son, blow it!

Son; OOOOOOH

Dad; Not that blow!

Getting ready for school.

The first week of school you’re like:

The rest of the year you’re like:

say goodbye

to the world

you thought

you lived in

TROLLING.You're doin' it right.

The awkward moment when you’re being sarcastic and someone believes you.

"I’m as romantic as a bar stool"

Nobody hates Twilight more than Robert Pattinson

Running, running around, sick of acting the clown, leaves me nothing to do, but have to think of you, so much left to go round, didn’t knew i belonged, if i found the words for hate, would i have lived this way? now i’m sitting alone, and i’m looking for help, left here on my own, i’m gonna hurt myself, many years have gone by, i’m still wondering why, i ever let the world let it bleed me dry

Brilliant version of Relax, never heard it ever before!!

The awkward moment when your mum tells you the story of a film they watched last night, and realising Tom Felton starring in that film

That attractive face you make right before you sneeze

All your friends when you start dating someone
“Omg tell us everything!”

Pretending you’re interested in the teacher’s personal life just to waste time in class
And before you know it, 10 minutes are wasted, and you’re like