my new favourite comedian :D and this comedy, The Office is hilarious :DDD

It is official: I'm moving to London in September. :)

I remember when I was a kid, I went on the computer just to use Paint.

 

and this

 

"this is exactly what I get when I trust someone, it gets thrown back in my face"

my ideal man (1)

honest

has a good sense of humor

intelligent

imaginative

charming

thoughtful

out-going

artistic

has charisma

can sing

can play an instrument

can cook

gentleman

but also passionate about his work

crazy (in a good way)

can make me laugh

accept me, doesn't want to change me

likes kids

addicted to books

independent

open-minded

bright

makes me feel like a lady

I post way too much pictures about him... 

I had a weird dream last night that my vagina disappeared and I had a penis instead. It was quite embarrassing.

"Stu, look at this. I bought this, 'cause I thought of you."

last night was...full of balls and thai lady boys.
these guys always make me asdfghjkl:D crzainess.

love this natural look. unshaven face, crazy face, lip biting. <3

Have you heard the brand new information? Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis have broke up. Is it true?

When you overhear your name mentioned a conversation.

'the fuckdid you say, bitch'

that awesome moment when you buy new clothes and wear them in front of your friends for the first time.

“Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people… The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good.” - Stephen King

amazing voice.

Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.

Bella: I trust you.

Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.

Normal person

Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.

Supernatural fan

Edward Cullen: I want to ki...

Harry Potter fan: Adava Kedavra

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TODAY'S QUESTION

why is he so hot with wearing glasses?