When I see “explain” on a test.
That awkward moment when you say something really deep:
First Reaction: Wow, how the crap did I think about it?
Second Reaction: I’M A POET!!!!
Harry Potter and
the Year Nobody Got A Haircut.
When girls wear high heels to a concert
"It’s funny, not many people realize that the snake Britney Spears held in her famous VMA performance of I’m a Slave 4 U was in fact Nagini, Voldemort’s final horcrux."
XD
And when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for a while, cause it’s creepy as fuck
“Yes, it’s rather funny, really, that next to no-one realised the snake that Harry set free in Philosopher’s Stone turned out to be Voldemort’s final Horcrux, Nagini.”
— J.K. Rowling
