Several times, people ask me what Lord Voldemort does in his spare time.

Well, sometimes he DJs all the local and hot Pureblood clubs

Chills out with his top Death Eaters—only on Fridays, though

Creates some promos for Disney Channel to earn a couple extra bucks

Creates some very GaGa-esque songs for smackdowns with Potter

 

Karaokes a bit of Britney Spears’ hits

Practices his game face