When I’m an adult and have kids I will make/buy this and then ask my kids if they want some:
They’ll be all

“Um, no thanks.”
And I’m like “Are you sure?”

“Yup.”
“Positive?”

“Yes, mom.”
“Okay, then me and your father will eat it.”
And they’re all

Until I cut that bitch, then they’re all


“Oh, now you want some, right? Too bad.”