This is hilarious :D

Omegle conversations with Mika lyrics are hysterical

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I could be wholesome

I could be loathsome

I guess I'm a little bit shy

Why don't you like me?

Why don't you like me without making me try?

Stranger: ....what did you say?

Stranger: ....that woasn't cool, bro

Stranger: ......

Stranger: _-

You: I could be brown

I could be blue

I could be violet sky

I could be hurtful

I could be purple

I could be anything you like

Stranger: hurtful?!

Stranger: >.>

You: How can I help it

How can I help it

How can I help what you think?

Stranger: woah back off

You: Getting angry doesn't solve anything

Stranger: don't be telling ME how to live my life

Stranger: You're the one attacking ME

Stranger: >.>

You: Why don't you like me

Why don't you like me

Why don't you like yourself?

Should I bend over?

Should I look older just to be put on your shelf?

Stranger: BEND OVER?!

Stranger: I'm not into rape, you asshole

You: Say what you want to satisfy yourself

But you only want what everybody else says you should want

Stranger: i don't

Stranger: i don't wnat...anything

Stranger: just for you to shut the hell up

You: I tried to be like Grace Kelly

But all her looks were too sad

So I try a little Freddie

Ive gone identity mad!

Stranger: wtf? who is she?.......

You: Gotta be green

Gotta be mean

Gotta be everything more

Why don't you like me?

Why don't you like me?

Why don't you walk out the door!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.